Fact: I have broken more dishes in the past month than I have in the entire time I’ve had my own dishes to break. Terrible omen or nudge from above to shop for new dishes? I think the answer is clear.
The casualties include
- 1 dinner plate, but it was cracked and threatening to break for months, I swear. Totally not my fault.
- 2 (or 3?) juice glasses. Flimsy little things.
- 2 wine glasses, including the victim pictured above. You may look at the photo and think, MB, if you would wash the glass right away instead of leaving it on the counter, you wouldn’t whack it with your sleeve two days later and send it crashing into the sink. And you would be right.
- 1 decorative glass. A gift. Irreplaceable. I don’t want to talk about that one.
I’m one shattered cereal bowl away from something a little bit liiiiike this: